Seriously, Hers.hey's?? You're killin' me.
I'm sitting here watching a little TV with my feet elevated to help keep the swelling at bay when a commercial comes on for Hers.hey's chocolate bars. But not just Hers.hey's chocolate bars, it's a s'mores commercial.
Crisp graham crackers, melty chocolate and gooey, roasted marshmallows. I almost licked the TV.
Aren't I suffering enough? My feelings are already hurt that I haven't gained any weight in the past 5 weeks. I know why that is...it's because I'm hungry. All I want is a meal that actually takes away the hunger pains. A cup of skim milk for breakfast isn't gettin' it done. A single PBJ for lunch with a glass of ice water isn't gettin' it done. A salad, a mini hamburger and a half cup of mac n' cheese for dinner isn't gettin' it done.
Unless the only thing I eat is steak, steak and more steak, I can see that I'll be hungry for the next 4.5-6.5 weeks. Is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel or is that the train barreling down on me?
But really, is the s'mores commercial necessary, Lord? Really?