Seriously, Hers.hey's?? You're killin' me.
I'm sitting here watching a little TV with my feet elevated to help keep the swelling at bay when a commercial comes on for Hers.hey's chocolate bars. But not just Hers.hey's chocolate bars, it's a s'mores commercial.
Crisp graham crackers, melty chocolate and gooey, roasted marshmallows. I almost licked the TV.
Aren't I suffering enough? My feelings are already hurt that I haven't gained any weight in the past 5 weeks. I know why that is...it's because I'm hungry. All I want is a meal that actually takes away the hunger pains. A cup of skim milk for breakfast isn't gettin' it done. A single PBJ for lunch with a glass of ice water isn't gettin' it done. A salad, a mini hamburger and a half cup of mac n' cheese for dinner isn't gettin' it done.
Unless the only thing I eat is steak, steak and more steak, I can see that I'll be hungry for the next 4.5-6.5 weeks. Is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel or is that the train barreling down on me?
But really, is the s'mores commercial necessary, Lord? Really?
Wow. Now I'm hungry. That does not sound like a fun diet!
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